AISubs v3.7
(TO BE CONTINUED)
Do you want to go to hell?
Shit!
Hey, hey, wait for me.
What is this environment?!
Is this hell? Is it a dream?!
This is such a great environment, isn't it?!
That's what they call "overwhelming endemic environment."
This is the most endemic environment in the life of an entertainer.
However, I'm glad that you don't have to wash your head with plastic sticks.
- Yeah. - The water will splash.
- It will splash. - Yeah.
- Plus, it's raining. - It's raining, but...
It's SPLASHING!
- It will splash. - Yeah.
- Yeah.
- And the sun will shine. No, it won't. - Yeah.
Now, we will give you a variety of quizzes,
ranging from general knowledge to super difficult questions.
We will answer them in a variety of ways, so please get a lot of points.
- Yeah! - And guess what?!
- Yeah! - The winner will not only get to go to New York,
- but also get a million yen! - Really?!
- Here you go! - Oh!
- What is it? - A CG.
- A CG? - Yeah, it's me.
- Is it this? - What is it?
- Is it this? - No.
- Oh, it's this. - What is it with you, Kougou-shi?!
- You've never seen a million yen before, have you?! - No, no, no.
- There's no technique for playing with CG like that here! - No, no, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
- This is for Mr. Kimoto of T.G.O. - It will disappear, won't it?
- It won't disappear. - 700 million won won't disappear, right?
- Please write this down and give it to me for 600 million won. - It will disappear, won't it?
- It won't disappear, won't it?! - He said 700 million won!
- Did you say it? - It won't disappear, won't it?
- It's not like 600 million won anymore.
- Are you confident? - Of course!
It'll be easy for you.
- If you answer correctly... - Correct?
- You'll get 1 point. - Correct?
- You'll get 1 point. - If that's the case, I have no problem.
- Because you told me to skip 1 point. - 1 point...
- Skip 1 point. - Skip 1 point.
Enter Hunter
Leave it to me
That's not the song!
Leave it to me
That's not the environment!
Leave it to me
Next star!
Please sit.
I'll give you one point.
And...
An interesting answer!
I'll give you five points.
It's better to be funny!
I'll give you a lot of points.
If you get 2,000 points, you're out!
Let's go!
2,000?
That's a lot of points.
I have a small face.
Why?
It's raining.
Why?
Don't say that!
Ibaru!
I can't walk!
Leave me alone!
Don't say that!
Are you confident?
Yes!
I'm in third place in paper tests.
You're rich!
Don't say that!
You're rich!
No, I'm not asking you to say that. I'm asking you if you're confident in your quiz.
What the hell is this? It's so dark in here that I can't answer. Are you wearing a decal or something?!
What the hell are you talking about?!
Huh?!
What the hell are you talking about?!
Hey, hey, hey! Be careful! Take it easy! You know what I'm talking about!
What the hell are you talking about?!
Excuse me, um...
When the wind was blowing in Suzukai, you were really pretty.
Oh, that one!
I hit you with my megaphone and bike.
The wind slowed down.
That's right.
It's so dark in here that I can't answer. Are you wearing a decal or something?!
I really think so.
Don't say that!
So, everyone, are you confident?
I am.
I was already in "Quiz Hekisago."
What else are you confident in besides quizzes?
I heard you two can do this, too, besides quizzes.
Oh, me?!
It's a movie, me!
Oh, a movie?!
Yeah!
I love this angle!
When I think about it, it's Kurosaha's angle, isn't it?
No, it's not!
It's Kurosaha's angle, isn't it?
This channel is over!
Shinsuke-san, Sanma-san, and Taki-san!
What are you doing?!
Kurosaha-san?!
It's not Kurosaha-san!
Please, Kurosaha-san!
Kurosaha-san!
Please, Kurosaha-san!
It's not Kurosaha-san's angle!
Quiz Hekisago
So, everyone, let's start with an easy quiz.
It's not easy!
Some of you may want to make fun of it right away, so please give me some time.
Okay, let's go! First question!
Don't say that!
What is "se" of "sashisuseso" in "ryouri"?
"Se"?
sashisuseso
"se" of "sashisuseso"?
Yes, "se"!
se
Huh?
It's soy sauce!
Wait a minute!
Okay, second question!
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
What is it?
It's too fast!
It's not that slow in "ultra quiz", is it?
No.
It's more random, isn't it?
pan pan
No, you may make fun of it, but you can answer it right away, so...
That's right!
It's like "star" of cooking, and you can answer it right away, right?
That's because it's a real "ultra quiz"!
Okay, next question!
sero
"sero" is wrong! "sero" is "magic"! Good job! "sero" is wrong!
Okay, Kozuki-san! "sebutou no shio"! "sebutou no shio" is wrong! "sebutou" is "shiranai tokodakabe"!
"tokonatsu kana"? "attakai ne"! "otou-chan", "ofuro haitte kaette ne"! It's wrong!
Okay, Zagoku-shou! "sebone"! "sebone" is "sebone" and "rakaccha" is "kobarunda yona"!
"hitotsubu", "futatsubu", "mitsubu", "santsubu", "yontsubu" is missing! Good job! It's wrong!
Okay, Kozuki-san! "sentochihiro" is "namida"! "sousou", "ano namida" is "utsukushii noo"!
"hashimoto kanna-chan", "anata no namida" is "choudai na"! "merukari" is "sannmangen" and it's wrong!
You're amazing! You're amazing!
Okay, Zagoku-shou! "senmasao"! "senmasao" is "souda"! "fuuu", "okurotocchatte", "gaisokujin no oneechan", "atashi no ouchi ni atsumatte", and it's wrong!
Get out of my way, you two!
Don't do anything useless!
It's because you started it.
It's not because you started it!
No, it's not like that!
Here's the next question!
Please answer all three of the world's top three delicacies!
Okay, go, go, go, go!
World's top three delicacies!
Okay, Zagoku-shou!
"kuso", "geri kuso", "bichi kuso"
No, "kuso"!
"oneechan", "oneechan", "atashi no kuso", "chotto", "tsumade", "tsumade"
Why are you licking me? Stop it!
Okay, Kosugi-san!
"yakkun", "fukkun", "mokkun"!
That's right! "yakkun", "yakkun", "doko itta?", "sono kamigata", "doko de yatten no?",
"mita koto nai jyanru no kamigata", "nante chumosu", "damei"!
Okay, Zagoku-shou!
"shiseki", "ireba", "porident"!
Yes, my "shiseki" is huge!
"oneechan", "zenbu tottara haa ga suka suka", "damei"!
"boushi mo tonda kara damei", "ikayamero"!
"ikayamero", you guys!
You're the only one having a hard time.
This is hell!
You started this quiz on your own and you're the only one having a hard time!
There's no such thing as hell.
What's the point of doing this?
Please, you guys, give me a chance.
You said you wouldn't do it on your own!
- Then let me say two things. - Okay.
"kabia", "tolufu", and one more!
"kabia", "tolufu"...
Yes, sir!
- Sen Masao! - Yes, Sen Masao!
Sis! Kinta and sis!
Come to my house!
No, you can't!
- Yes, Mr. Kozuki! - "yakkun"!
You're the only one having a hard time.
- You're the only one having a hard time. - You're the only one having a hard time.
You're the one who should have said "tolufu"!
- Yes, sir! - Yes, sir!
"kabia", "tolufu", and one more!
"kabia", "tolufu"...
What was I supposed to say?
- You really don't know? - "kabia", "tolufu"...
- Yes, sir! - Yes, Mr. Kozuki!
"foie gras"!
- Yes, you get one point. - Yes, sir!
- Don't say that! I prepared it! - Well, well, Mr. Kozuki...
- It's a word you don't know. - You don't know "foie gras", do you?
- The entertainment world knows it! - Well, well, it's fine, isn't it?
- Can I say it one more time? - Yes, of course!
- Sen Masao! - Yes, Sen Masao!
"tolufu"!
Sis! Kinta and sis!
Come to my house!
There's a self-made slot!
Knock on it!
"tolufu"!
Mr. Kozuki!
Mr. Kozuki, please don't do that!
Anyway, Mr. Kozuki gets one point!
Now, there are...
- 1,999 points left! - That's right!
I'm gonna die!
Seriously!
It's 2025 years from now!
Seriously!
Now, let's start with the recent ones!
Everyone, this is easy to understand!
Who is the portrait of "Shin Ichimanensatsu"?!
Now, you've seen it, haven't you?!
- Mr. Kozuki! - Shibusawa Eiichi!
Hey! I told you!
Hey! I prepared it!
- No, but it's already over! - Can I say it just in case?
- Okay, let's do it! - Okay!
Let's do it!
- Senma-san! - That's right!
- Gold hair lady! Gather in my house! I have a slot! Hit me! Hit me!
- Fire smell! Oh, coins are countless! Thank you for your hard work! - What is that!
- If you listen carefully, it's not Kohan Senma-san!
- It's true! Slot, fire smell! - From the night before! From the night before!
- From the night before! - Even if it's blood, a thousand yen juggler comes out and I can get a slot from there!
- Oh, my!
- Now, Mr. Kosugi, you got one point. That's two points in total!
- Mr. Kosugi, you got a little zero points. - Yes, I think so.
- Now, let's go!
- What is dry ice?
- You know, when you pour water in it, smoke comes out, right?
- What is that dry ice made of?
- Now, please think about it!
- Now, Mr. Kosugi!
- Cold...
- No!
- You can't ride it!
- You can't ride it at all! - No way!
- Okay, you can't! - Oh, no way!
- Mr. Kosugi, you have a chance!
- Okay!
- "Be my baby"!
- Yes, "be my baby"! "be my baby"! "be my baby"!
- "This is human nature"... - "Be my baby"!
- "This is popular nature"... - "Be my baby"!
- "Be my baby" is...
- What the hell!
- Oh, my God!
- Yes, you got five points!
- Now, it's about to rain and it's cracking.
- What is this!
- By the way, the correct answer is "two or three people". - I know!
- You don't need a grade answer! - I know!
I know! Even if you don't say it.
Huh?
What?
What's wrong?
- No, master, I'm sorry. - What?
It's fun...
Right?
[LOL]
It's fun to film YouTube...
Senpai, come here...
Are you saying it's fun?
- No... - No!
If you treat me like that...
I'll...
get pissed off, too!
- That's big. - I'm sorry.
- That's big. - I'll get pissed off.
The first and last lines are totally different. What is this?!
Okay, let's start with the proverbs.
Proverbs that don't go as you think and mean "boringness".
What is...
- What is "something"? - Oh!
- I've heard of it. "Something" from "something". - I've heard of it.
- Go ahead! - Okay, let's go!
- "If only it was full"... - That's right!
Hello! I'm a giant!
Ah! Wait! Wait! Wait!
I'll tell you something.
You know, you know...
The fish is big, right?
No, the fencing is small!
If you say that, I will...
What the hell!
If you say that, I will...
Don't say a bad name!
It's not a bad name!
What's on the second floor?
By the way, the correct answer is
eye drops on the second floor.
What are you doing?
Urine?
Yes, urine on the second floor.
What are you doing?
Mom, what is this balloon?
Don't say weird things.
What's on the second floor?
Yes, Zago-shou.
Yes, urine on the second floor.
You often say that, don't you?
Oh, urine!
Oh, no!
Don't leave urine!
Yes!
Kano-shimai!
No!
Why?
Ijita-dame Kano-shimai.
No way!
I like Ijita-dame Kano-shimai.
I want to do it!
Don't say that!
To my sister.
You shouldn't have chosen that one!
Look at me, sis. Who do you want to do it with?
Which one do you want to do it with?
If you're going to do it with two people, which one do you want to do it with?
Yes, master!
With my sister!
Correct!
Yeah!
I can't do it like this!
Now, the correct answer is...
From the second floor, it is Kano sisters.
It's different!
It's Kano sisters!
It's different!
Now, let's go!
Tourist area problem!
I'm going to break my bones from tomorrow!
The head of the earth...
It will affect my work from tomorrow!
It's time for you to say the problem!
You're so strict!
I'm going to lose my temper.
Don't make me lose my temper!
Don't make me lose my temper like that!
There's no proper rule like that here!
It's a little rainy.
It's raining a little.
In the middle of that...
Mr. Kasamosa and Mr. Fufufu are working hard to film us.
In the middle of that...
There's a senior who looks like a master.
He's wearing a plastic obobo and listening to the rain.
In the middle of that...
You're the only one...
Who looks like a bad person.
And...
Me too!
You're the last one.
Get out of my way!
You're the last one.
What are you doing?
I'm sorry, sir.
You don't know how to say "yes" and "no."
Let's calm down and go.
You're good.
Now, the question!
What is Australia's tourist attraction called "earth's navel"?
Now, show!
Yasushi-kun, you're so slow!
That's right!
Where are you going?
Now, Fufufu and Hikari are doing manzai!
Stop it!
Yasushi-kun!
Hey!
You...
What are you doing?
Samba-san, Shinsuke-san, Takeshi-san...
You're messing with me!
Stop it, please.
It's about to get weird. It's over.
It's getting weird!
What are you showing me?
What kind of YouTube channel is this that makes you feel sick?!
I'm going to give you the last question.
If you get this one right, you get 2,000 points.
That's a lot of points.
Kozuki gets 2 points.
Zakosho gets 5 points!
You're in the lead now.
Here's the last question.
The phrase "modokashii sama" doesn't mean "things don't go the way you want them to" but "nikai kara marumaru"
What is "marumaru"?!
That's a lot of questions.
What is it? Think about it.
Think about it.
It's like "thinking time" all of a sudden.
While Zakosho is working on something, it's your chance, Kozuki!
Give us a lot of answers!
nikai kara marumaru
What is it, Kozuki?!
I won't look at you!
That's correct!
You did it, Kozuki!
I did it!
Hey!
Congratulations, Kozuki!
Yes!
What's wrong with you?
You only give me all of it!
So, the winner is Kosugi!
Master, I'm sorry, but you lost.
I'll give you 1 million yen later.
Please write down where you're going to give it to me.
I'm sure you'll lose something personal.
Please write down where you're going to give it to me.
In the summary section.
I've never seen it.
And my number.
I'm sure you'll lose something.
You shouldn't say my number to someone you don't know.
Master, please.
Thank you!
After the black scissor-man,
they chase the unknown creature in the first line of defense
and solve the mystery of the threat that hasn't been solved yet.
They are fearless expedition team.
Their captains are "wild bomb cookie", "harrywood zago" and their members are "gotoh termoto".
Are you OK?
Yes, I'm fine. I'm fine.
But sometimes, the threat of the first line of defense attacks the expedition team.
Don't bite me!
Suddenly, a mysterious unidentified creature bites captain Cookie's ankle.
What's this?
Oh, it's terrible!
Zago!
I can't believe there's a bench like this in the middle of the Amazon rainforest.
Ah, it's so hot!
Where did you go with the trap settings?
It was this way earlier, wasn't it?
The one where you had to push like this.
No, there was one where you had to push over the top.
Yeah.
And finally...
Which one is which?
Huh? No way!
A mysterious creature appears in front of them.
"Sunday Special" "Zacos Cookie Expedition Team"
November 4th, Sunday night at 9pm.
Don't miss it!
Thank you for the meal.
It was great.
It was fun, wasn't it?
It was fun.
Was it rainy or not?
It wasn't rainy at all.
I'm curious about it!
I'm really curious about it!
I want to do it when it's raining.
Yeah, me too.
I don't want to do it.
Well...
It was said that it rained on the day of the battle of Oda Nobunaga.
Wow!
And it was called "Tsuyu Shogun" because it always rained.
Tsuyu Shogun
In other words, it's "Tsuyu Shogun" again.
Tsuyu Shogun
It didn't rain at all.
It wasn't a war.
Shogun
This is also a value fight.
A value fight.
It's a value war.
A value war.
The table was always wet.
It rained all the time and it was dark.
Well, Zacos, I don't want to say it, but...
Well, we're on the same team, so I'll say it.
You have a bad feeling about this.
I know.
Don't complain about it.
It's an official opinion.
It's a place where I come with my family.
It's a place of memories.
Kaihin Park.
And popular Shiokase Park.
It's a place of memories that I can't understand.
It's really unexpected.
No, I'll say it.
Reflection meeting.
This shooting is not good.
Why?
You talked too much this morning.
Me?
You were funny.
I was funny?
Yes.
That was great.
I forgot the time.
You forgot the time and laughed.
That's the best compliment I've ever heard.
Thank you for your time.
You're welcome.
At first, I didn't think I'd be able to do it.
I did it with all my strength.
I thought it would be hard.
I had no choice but to do it.
It's creepy.
It's shocking.
What is it?
It's the best.